Belgian Wafer Ride 2022

 The Belgian Waffle Ride AKA The UnRoad Race that I had sworn a few times to never do again. Just to clarify, though, I've survived 2 previous editions of the Wafer (the shorter ride) rather than the full Waffle. I had signed up to do the full Waffle in 2020, but then COVID-19 came to town and all mass events were swiftly shelved. The stars didn't align for me to for the 2021 ride, and they weren't much in agreement for this year's either. But then a few things changed. 

My good buddy Suzanne had signed up to ride her first Wafer this year, but her riding buddies all dropped out, and rumors were abound that Mike Marckx had been out scouting changes to the route (the 2018, 2019, and 2021 routes were essentially the same) that would alleviate the bottlenecking problem entering the first dirt sector at Del Dios Gorge Trailhead (AKA Lemontwistenberg). So, the prospect of actually having a riding buddy this year, along with a significant change to the route that I had done twice before gave me the much needed excuse to actually ride... but to downgrade to the Wafer rather than the full Waffle. 

To be honest, I wouldn't have survived the 135 miler this year anyhow. 

As per BWR tradition, we didn't have a confirm official route until just a few days before the ride, even though most of us that have done this thing before in the last few years had a good idea of what it'd look like, thanks to Michael Marckx (BWR's godfather, so to speak)'s frequent email teases. I wasn't jumping for joy at the prospect of starting the day off climbing most of Double Peak from the north (and dirty) side, and still having to scale the whole of it again from bottom of Questhaven Dr in the final 8 miles.  

But the real unknown on the Wafer route was really Raptor Ridge, the mountain bike trail connecting Mule Hill and San Pasqual Valley. In its usual firm dirt condition, the singletrack west of the summit of Raptor Ridge is rideable if not easily so (there is a couple of very steep narrow ramps you could punch up them if you know where they are and have good traction approaching them... and low enough climbing gear, of course). 

Alas, a not so thin layer of soil was dumped on Raptor the week before the ride, which obliterated any traction to be had, and the singletrack turned into a hike-a-bike sufferfest for the fit and the pudgy (like me) alike. It also made the wider descent to the east more hairy than usual of the 'let your bike run and you might fly right off the cliff at the next curve' variety. 

Raptor Ridge proved to be my kryptonite for the ride, thanks muchly to the hike-a-bike festival that happened to coincide with the first day of Aunt Flo's monthly visit. By the time I crested the ridge I had a persistent cramp going where the sun doesn't shine, that soon spread to both quads. The rest of the climbing on the route was done in endless zigzags that would put any paperboy to shame... My awesome riding buddy Suzanne N waited for ages for me all the way to the top of Double Peak, the day's last substantial climb, and her equally awesome brother even popped up on Harmony Grove Rd to revive us with ice-cold cans of V8 to keep our muscles firing. 

It took us a long while, but we finished the ride and even remembered to shift down for the post-finish-line-concrete ramp. It wasn't a pretty performance from yours truly, but with a lot of help from my friends, it was still a finish... and quite a motivation to return for a rematch (or perhaps even a full Waffle... if I can manage to stick to a training regimen to be in good enough shape next year!). 

 

It took a long while before I managed to put the recap video together, I'm afraid. Much of it had to do with the shock of losing Mo Wilson less than two weeks after the ride. Mo had obliterated the field with the ridiculously large winning margin of 25 minutes ahead of Flavia Oliviera, the runner up. We expected to be following Mo's rising stardom for years to come, and then just two Wednesdays after BWR the news broke of her having been murdered in Austin, TX, just a few days before her next race. 

Murdered. It wasn't a plane crash or a car crash or a bike crash, but a murder. And I don't know anyone nicer and kinder than Mo... 

Her family is raising money to fund community organizations to help youth find self-confidence, strength, and joy through biking, skiing, and other activities that Mo was passionate about. 

Kaitlin Marie Armstrong is a fugitive wanted for Mo's murder. She may be going under her sister's name, Christine Armstrong. She was last spotted in New York and may have crossed the Canadian border. 

Here is her wanted poster by the US Marshal Service.

If you see this woman anywhere, please contact the US Marshal and help get her caught! 

Edit (06.30.2022): Kaitlin Armstrong was finally captured by the police in Costa Rica today. She will be extradited back to the states to answer for her crimes!